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• The state is the great fictitious entity by which everyone expects to live at the expense of everyone else.
  -- Frederic Bastia...
• You'll need [pornography]. Lots of it. The dirty, filthy, degrading kind.
  But keep it well hidden! Don't discount secret wall panels, trick drawers, holes in the yard, etc....
• Someday, perhaps, a state or city will pass up the names of famous people and name new facilities "Taxpayer Stadium.
  -- Bill Vaugha...
• The destruction of this planet would have no significance on a cosmic scale
  o an observer in the Andromeda nebula, the sign of our extinction would be no more than a match flaring for a second in the heave...
• Undertakers do it with corpses.
• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of a local newspaper from a citizen of the state of Impecunia.
  "Two years ago our neighboring state, Lucria, began a state lottery to supplement tax revenues for education and public health....
• A taxpayer is someone who doesn't have to take a civil service examination to work for the government.
  -- Krueger's law....
• Heroics can be costly and involve some degree of personal danger for the participating wizard.
  But for the truly resourceful magician, this does not have to be!...
• To save the state the expense of a trial, your honor, my client has escaped. -- Chon Day