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• My other computer is also a Unix system.
• RENOVATION, IDEAL FOR See Demolition, Condemned, Wreck, Pile of bricks.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• Unix, n: A computer operating system, once thought to be flabby and impotent, that now shows a surprising interest in making off with the workstation harem.
• Jeffrey Darmers is a smoker. They found a pile of butts in his house!
• prowler: [UNIX] n. A {daemon} that is run periodically (typically once a week) to seek out and erase {core} file
  uncate administrative logfiles, nuke `lost+found' directories, and otherwise clean up the {cruft} that tends to pile up in the corners of a file system....
• prowler n. [Unix] A daemon that is run periodically (typically once a week) to seek out and erase core file
  uncate administrative logfiles, nuke lost+found directories, and otherwise clean up the cruft that tends to pile up in the corners of a file system....
• I see.... and UNIX is an operating system, is it?
• Beat the system. Unplug the computer.
• In a surprise raid last night, federal agent's ransacked a house in search of a rebel computer hacker.
  However, they were unable to complete the arrest because the warrant was made out in the name of Don Provan, while the only person in the house was named don provan....