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• As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!
• It is hard to fly with the eagles When you work with the turkeys.
• If cows could fly, everyone would carry an umbrella.
• If idiots could fly, Bill Clinton would be a 747.
• If bulls**t could fly, Rush Limbaugh would be a space shuttle.
• People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly.
  But they forget the negative side, which is the preening. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
  -- George Winte...