Related:

• I need everything; do you have it??
• I had a boyfriend like that once...
• Why do I have to Work for a living?
• Monica: Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them.
  Phoebe: Sure. Monica: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?...
• Why did the blonde have a bruised navel? Her boyfriend's blonde, too.
• I am the girl-next-door's imaginary boyfriend.
• Homer dances on a beach with ice cream cones and lollipops] Home
  [singing] Sugar, do-do-do do, do do, Oh, honey honey, do-do-do do, do do, You are my candy girl....
• But why do I need a gun license? It's only for use around the house. -- Charles Addam
• What do batteries run on?