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• I have thought some of Nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
• If I'd known grandchildren would be so much fun, I would have had them fi
• If I had been present at creation, I would have given some useful hints. ALFONSO THE WISE
• I had some morals, but I gave them away. -- Liberal motto
• And often did beguile her of her tears, When I did speak of some distressful stroke That my youth suffer'd.
  My story being done, She gave me for my pains a world of sigh...
• I had some morals; sold them for money. -- Republican Motto
• If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
  -- Dave Barry...
• If I had known it was harmless I would have killed it myself. -- PKD
• Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.
  -- Alphonso the Wise (1221-1284)...