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• I tried phone sex and got an ear infection. -- Richard Lewi
• I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby.
  All my life I have had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies....
• I'm the Descartes of anxiety. I panic, therefore I am. -- Richard Lewi
• This is incredible. "You see something here Q?" I think I just hurt my back.
  I'm feeling pain. I don't like it. What's the proper thing to say, 'Ow'?...
• I can't imagine myself ever getting big enough to do two thing
  have a cartoon series about myself or wave from a float. -- Richard Lewi...
• An ow du I get dis gloo bottle out of my noz?
• When you say `hill', the Queen interrupted, I could show you hills, in comparison, with which you'd call that a valley.
  -- Lewis Carroll...
• I think Rodney King said it best when he said: 'Ow ow ow ow..' -- Dennis Leary