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If All The Ladies Bend Over, I Would Be Very Happy.
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If all the ladies bend over, I would be very happy.
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Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I don't exercise. I'm Jewish. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
JOAN RIVERS...
What? `Bend over if I want the magic sword'? -- Famous Last Word
Bend over hard and SWEAR!
Bend over. I'll drive.
Would I rather be right, or happy?
Bend over, America, Clinton's in charge!
Bend over and take it like a man!
