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• I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size
  and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there....
• If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
  We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• We all do. The cave is deep in our memories.
• A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet, and soon discovered that all his lines were hopelessly tangled.
  At about 5,000 feet, still struggling, he noticed someone coming up from the ground at about the same speed as he was going towards the ground....
• It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them....
• I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Uhura: "You understand, we have lost all contact with the captain and Doctor McCoy.
  Spock: "Yes, at the moment, they're surrounded by a magnetic shield....
• Well, this reporter was...possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to.
  ..reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president....
• Deep down, most everyone is fairly superficial.