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• I'd love to, but... I have to study for a blood test. -- 79 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
  -- I have to sit up with a sick ant. -- I'm trying to be less popular....
• I will study and get ready, and perhaps my chance will come. -- Abraham Lincol
• I like blood. It's a primary color.
• To hell with justice...I want blood...
• Sir, this man not only failed the aptitude test, he got trapped in a closet on his way out.
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• Having failed to conquer myself, I hope for an alliance.
• I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology...the study of milkmen. -- Steven Wrigh