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• Homer: Hello Marge? It's me, Homer. Are you still mad?
  Marge: [continues scowling] Homer: You <are> still mad....
• Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
  Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?...
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Never let your inferiors do you a favor--it will be extremely costly. -- H. L. Mencke
• Okay, Okay -- I admit it. You didn't change that program that worked just a little while ago
  I inserted some random characters into the executable....
• There are some people who read too much: the bibliobibuli.
  I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men are drunk on whiskey or religion....
• Please, GOD, PLEASE save me from some of your followers.
• Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
  I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now....