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• I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.
• All that was meant to bore you shitless. -- I. Goulden Combinatorics and Optimization 230
• Going to the dentist can be more a matter of attitude than anything else.
  It can be a drilling time, or it can bore you to death....
• Worf: "You bore that well." -- "Disaster", Stardate unknow
• The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful. My thoughts aren't too clear, but don't run away.
  My girlfriend's a bore; my job is too dutiful. Hell nobody's perfect, would you like to play?...
• You must be careful about giving any drink whatsoever to a bore.
  A lit-up bore is the worst in the world. -- David Cecil...
• I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
  Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist....