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• I wouldn't mind being the last man on earth--just to see if all of those girls were telling me the truth.
  -- Ronnie Shake...
• Many years ago a very wise man named Bernard Baruch took me aside and put his arm around my shoulder.
  Harpo my boy," he said, "I'm going to give you three pieces of advice, three things you should always remember....
• I saw Jimmy Hoffa. He sat between Elvis and me on the UFO.
• God gives burdens; also shoulders. Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end of the 1980 election.
  At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find it anywhere....
• The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation.
  I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved....
• The truth about a man lies first and foremost in what he hides. -- Andre Malraux
• Troy: Gettin hungry Jimmy? Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure?
  I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...