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• I didn't get a toy train like the other kids, I got a toy subway instead
  you couldn't see anything but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by....
• When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, "Do you have any toy train schedules?
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank.
  I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this &l...
• I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
  Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it, moves it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly, and says, 'Here, you can go....
• I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
  Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)....
• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ... -- Steven Wrigh...
• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
  -- Steven Wrigh...