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• Please don't give me a piece of your mind... I know it's your last one.
• If you see the man who invented the wheel, send him up
  I want to give him a piece of my mind. Meddler!" -- Stranger in a Strange Land, Robert A....
• QOTD: "I've got one last thing to say before I go; give me back all of my stuff.
• On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
  On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
• Jackie: Oh, my favorite song. This is so nice! Abe
  I can't remember when I felt this young. Oh...I really can't!...
• I have half a mind to give you a tagline!
• I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building.
  ..I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet....