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I dated Betty Crocker. She was easy, soft and moist.
I 'd be a butterfly born in a bower, Where roses and lilies and violets meet.
-- Thomas Haynes Bayly (1797-1839) -- I 'd be a Butterfly...
I'd be an agnostic if I cared that much
I'd be a narcissist, but I'm WAY too ugly.
I'd Be a Red-Hot Mama If I Didn't Have These Varicose Veins. -- Anna Russell
I'd be as good as new if it weren't for a thing or two.
I'd be smarter if you knew enough to teach me...
I'd better get off the phone now, I've already told you more than I heard myself.
-- Loretta Lockho...
I'd buy that for a bar of gold-pressed latinum!
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
-- Woody Alle...

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