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• I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared.
• I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.
• What if I gave a .siggie and nobody cared?
• Militant Agnostic--I don't know and you don't either!
• Militant agnostic: I don't know, and you don't either.
• I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.
• If I were meta-agnostic, I'd be confused over whether I'm agnostic or not---but I'm not quite sure if I feel That way
  hence I must be meta-meta-agnostic (I guess). -- Douglas R. Hofstadter, _Godel, Escher, Bach_...