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I'd Be A Narcissist, But I'm WAY Too Ugly.
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I'd be a narcissist, but I'm WAY too ugly.
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Cubert: "Why do I have to be the hump?" Fry: "'Cause you're too ugly to be a wart.
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The old American way to spell cheese was K-R-A-F-T. Now, it's P-H-I-L-I-P-M-O-R-R-I-S.
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Canadian Alphabet:eh,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z.
SMILEY :^D "Great! I like it!
I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!
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-- Franklin D. Roosevel...
