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• Varicose veins: Veins that are quite close to each other.
• I was out in the backyard one beautiful day. I said to my mother, "Mama, why don't I have no sister or no brother?
  She said, "Go away, go play, don't worry your mother, dear....
• Stop worrying about your varicose veins. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
• I want your body and your pussy. -- The Red Hot Chili Pepper "Special Secret Song
• To be a real folk-song singer you have to collect the songs straight from the horse's mouth.
  The way to do this is to go to a village and find the oldest inhabitant and ask him to sing you the songs his mother taught me....
• Baby stork, Mama, where did I come from?
• Get my swan costume ready." ~~ Anna Pavlova, ballerina, d. 1931
• For I too am real. I am Schmendrick the Magician, the last of the red-hot swamis, and I am older than I look.
  -- Schmendrick the Magician, from Peter S. Beagle's "The Last Unico...
• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....