Related:

• I saw, I came, I cleaned it up.
• Krusty: You here for the trampoline? Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
  Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limerick...
• Why should I grow up? This is more fun!
• This is not fun. I had fun once, and it wasn't like this!
• I tried computer dating once; I decided I preferred women.
• HUMAN NATURE Once I shot a bird, When I was very young.
  I watched it fall, and die. And I thought that it was fun. -- W.C. Mackie...
• Growing up, I was a little guy. My father enrolled me in a local martial arts academy.
  So once a week I got beat up in a more formal setting. -- Jonathan Katz...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.