I come from a good home - that's why they don't want me back.
Related:
- You don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat.
- All I want to know is: WHY ME?
- Lisa: Ohhh, Apu! It's beautiful!
Apu: Yes. This is where I come when I need some refuge from the modern
world.
Or, when I want to see drive-in movies for free. [Points out the drive-in theatre across the street.... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years.... - Bender: I don't know why, but when I look down at their little faces
it makes me want to puke.
.. in a good way.... - Please come home with me... I have Tylenol!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
- Zweig: Er, Marge, this may not be the best time to bring this up, but,
uh, your last check bounced.
Marge: Wait, I'm remembering something. Zweig: Yes, Marge, there's still the matter of -- Marge... - One day an elderly Jewish Pole, living in Warsaw, finds an old lamp in his
attic.
He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud of smoke.... - Thank you for trying to sell me something I don't want,
but I don't have any surplus hostility to vent.
Could you please come back at a worse time?...

