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I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn LOUDER.
I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. -- Jonathan Winte
I could prove God statistically. -- George Gallup
I could recommend mescaline to everyone. Listen, there's a lot of people in this room.
If one of you fell off a roof someday, if you did that in your normal state of mind--forget it....
I could take this home, Marilyn. This is something teenage boys might find of interest.
I could try for the rest of my life, but that wouldn't be half enough.
I could use a shower. Yes. -- Kirk & Spock, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
I count life just a stuff To try the soul's strength on.
-- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- In a Balcony...
I count religion but a childish toy ... there is no sin but ignorance.
I created her for *my* needs -- and only mine! You ought to see what she can do with six bottles of milk and a tuning fork.
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