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• I collect opinions like ships collect barnacles. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh
• Sir, I would rather have my problem than yours.
• A pretty foot is one of the greatest gifts of nature.
  .. please send me your last pair of shoes, already worn out in dancing....
• I'll let you be in my dream. If I can be in yours. -- Bob Dylan, Talkin' World War Three Blue
• I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
  .. the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I welcome criticism write yours here _______
• If I love you, what business is it of yours? -- Goethe
• I have no humility. It's a virtue, but I can live with i