I Can't Stop My Leg!!!
I can't stop my leg!!!
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time.
Gimp Gump.........Guess what I have in my wooden leg!
My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...
What a dog I got! His favorite bone is my LEG!
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. -- Steven Wrigh
I must stop here... my fingers are hoarse.
When I said gimme a break, I didn't mean break my leg!
You can stop reading now, I've finished my message.
I am thankful for one leg. To limp is no disgrace -- I may not be number one, but I can still run the race.