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• I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up. -- Biff Barf
• I really believe there are things nobody would see if I didn't photograph them. -- Diane Arbu
• I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them. -- Pablo Picasso
• There was a phone call for you, I told them you were playing and goofing off.
  Your boss wants to see you immediately....
• The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show starring my wife's sisters -- or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.
  ' -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted...
• See? I told you them wizards was dangerous {ribbet}!