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I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
I better be going. I have to get up sometime tomorrow. -- Jim from Taxi
I better put on my patented Stuponitron helmet.
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I bet they've redesigned the whole sickbay too. I know engineers - they just *love* to change things!
-- McCoy, "The Motion Picture," stardate 7411.4....
I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows.
Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had...
I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.

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