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• I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
  -- Ogden Nash...
• I drink because she nags, he said I nag because he drinks.
  But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew. -- Ogden Nash...
• Life like food, usually needs a little spice!
• Nietsche is Pietsche. -- Ogden Nash
• Parsley is gharsley. -- Ogden Nash
• Too clever is dumb. -- Ogden Nash