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• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• I lay my head on the railroad tracks, Waitin' for the double E.
  The railroad don't run no more. Poor poor pitiful me....
• Well I looked at my watch and it said a quarter to five, The headline screamed that I was still alive, I couldn't understand it, I thought I died last night.
  I dreamed I'd been in a border town, In a little cantina that the boys had found, I was desperate to dance, just to dig the local sounds....
• Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, I've never been able to cry as an acto
  o if I'm in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling....
• I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say. COOLIDGE
• I must say that I have a very good reason for bein' loaded tonight.
  I been drinkin' all day! -- Foster Brook...
• Talking Pinhead Blues: Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel TWENTY-SIX!
  ! Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been DEAD for YEARS....
• Marge: Homey, I -- Homer: Can't talk, praying. Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful.
  For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is....
• I been hipmotized!!