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• I don't believe in psychology. I believe in good moves. -- Bobby Fische
• How many people -- does it take to change a light bulb for Bobby Fischer?
  Two. One person to put the new one in, and another person to file three millimetres off it first....
• I beat Gaggle-max!
• Homer: Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids.
  And unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's a crusty, bitter old Dean!...
• Bobby: First, the award for the alumnus who gaied the most weight.
  Homer Simpson! Homer: Oh, my God! Bobby: How'd you do it, Homer?...
• I can hardly wait to see a sax player tune the economy...
• Beat's me!!! I never read the documentation.
• I give it 95 for the beat and 98 for the lyrics...
• Bobby Knight told me this: "There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.
  In other words a good offense wins....