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• I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require so much cooking.
  -- Carrie Snow...
• Oh yeah? Well I think the fruit of my loins can beat the fruit of your loins any day of the week!
  C'mon boy! -- Homer tells off Flanders, "Dead Putting Society...
• Why, oh why, does this happen to me? How did I end up stuck in this tree?
  The ground down below looks so far away, That if I would fall it would take me all day To hit the ground, with a thud and a thunk....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• It is my misfortune - and probably my delight - to use things as my passions tell me.
  What a miserable fate for a painter who adores blondes to have to stop himself putting them into a picture because they don't go with the basket of fruit!...
• What I Did During My Fall Semester On the first day of my fall semester, I got up.
  Then I went to the library to find a thesis topic....
• I would jog, but the ice would fall out of my glass.
• Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another day at work!
  Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food....
• At times I am afraid that my toes will fall off.