Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I admit, I have a bit of penis envy. They're ridiculous, but they're cool. -- K.D. Lang
I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles.
I admit it, I tried MS-DOS, but I didn't inhale.
I admit it's offbeat, but lets not get hysterical.
I admit I wrote in COBOL once, but I didn't compile.
I admit that I am powerless over fish innards.
I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities.
It is the only pleasure I have left. -- Francois Marie Voltaire...
I advise you to put down the oyster before opening it. >WRENCH!&l
IAE: Ignore All Exceptio
Iago. What, are you hurt, lieutenant? Cas. Ay, past all surgery.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act ii, Sc. 3...

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