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I am a good boy. I am a good man. I am a good girl.
"What is this, propaganda?" -- Mae West (My Little Chickadee)...
I am a great believer in luck. The harder I work, the more I have of it. -- Thomas Jefferso
I am a greedy, selfish bastard. I want the fact that I existed to mean something. -- Harry Chapi
I am a happy nerd in cyberspace, where nobody can see my haircut. -- Dave Barry
I am a jelly donut. I am a jelly donut. -- Zippy the Pinhead
I am a jelly doughnut. -- John F. Kennedy
I am a Jew else, an Ebrew Jew. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 4
I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions?
fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the...
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
-- J.D. Salinge...
I am a Klingon. If you doubt it, a demonstration can be arranged.
That is the response of a Klingon. The response I would expect from my older brother....

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