Miscellaneous Collections

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Hysterica passio, down, thou climbing sorrow, Thy element 's below.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Lear -- Act ii, Sc. 4...
H y! Wh r did my " " k y go?
I accelerate for cats.
I acquired my contact lenses a day or two later and they worked superbly.
To insert them was but the work of a mome...
I act like a fool on purpose. Limbaugh can't help himself.
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs.
And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. No, go ahead....
I admire an atheist, that takes a lot of faith.
I admire the person in charge of this organization.
He is an artist at saying nothing out of both sides of his face....
I admit I had a great struggle with my conscience. Fortunately, I won.
-- Garron, The Ribos Operatio...

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