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I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book.
I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will sell me books at half price.
I am about to---or I am going to---die; either expression is used.
-- Last words of Dominique Bouhours, French grammaria...
I am absolutely without flaw, and don't you f***ing forget it!" -- Harlan Elliso
I am a buttonholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another button.
I am a collage of unaccounted-for brush strokes. -- Six Degrees of Separatio
I am ... a communist. -- Senator McCarthy, 1951
I am a computer. As such I never have or will make a mistake or error (I thought I did once, but I was wrong).
I am a computer -- dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
-- ...understanding Bureaucracy......
I am a dedicated race fan, you know!

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