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• To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
  -- Francois Marie Voltaire...
• As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
• We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongues, at our peril, risk and hazard.
  --Voltaire (Francois Marie Arouet), Liberty of the Press in Philosophical Dictionary (1764)...
• I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know
  the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve....
• I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it.
  -- Voltaire (1694-1778)...
• I have no sceptre, but I have a pen. -- Voltaire
• America has an exaggerated reputation for freedom and opportunity.
  A lady I work with from Peru still believes that any child who wants to go to college can go, and graduate, and find work as a white-collar paper pusher, and save money, and become rich, and get any medical care they need, and have happy, safe children....
• Homer: [spots a nice ring] Wow. I'll take <that> ring.
  Clerk: Yes, sir, and how will you be paying for it?...
• Evacuator: Sir, for your own safety, we do advise you to evacuate.
  Grampa: I ain't leaving! I was born in this nursing home, and I'll die in this nursing home....