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I ALWAYS KNOW THE RIGHT THING TO SAY, after the right time to say it has passed.
I always lick the fronts of postage stamps.
I always like to begin a journey on Sundays, because I shall have the prayers of the Church to preserve all that travel by land or by water.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dia...
I always prefered the outdoor life: hunting, fishing, slaughtering a few of God's creatures.
-- Bevis the Lumberjack/Barbe...
I always prefer to believe the best of everybody -- it saves so much trouble.
-- Rudyard Kipling...
I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.
I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30.
It may seem selfish, but they were going to die anyway....
I always thought you were in my corner. "Ah, no. See, actually I was the one who got you kicked out.
You know you're incorrigible, Q. You're a lost cause....
I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's accomplishments.
The front page has nothing but man's failures. -- Chief Justice Earl Warre...

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