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I already have a hundred gifts to distribute at Christmas--my Christmas seals have arrived .
I already know I'm paranoid. The question is, am I paranoid enough?
I always advise people never to give advice. -- P. G. Wodehouse
I always cry after sex. I think it's the Mace...
I always get an A. So did Dr. Frankenstein. -- Wesley and Guinan, "Evolution", stardate 43125.8
I always get my muckin words fuddled
I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I always have parts left over when working on my car!
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
-- W. C. Field...
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