I acquired my contact lenses a day or two later and they worked superbly.
To insert them was but the work of a moment: all I had to do was pry open
my eyes with a buttonhook, force the lenses in, and gulp as though
swallowing a Chincoteague oyster.
-- S. J. Perelman
To insert them was but the work of a moment: all I had to do was pry open
my eyes with a buttonhook, force the lenses in, and gulp as though
swallowing a Chincoteague oyster.
-- S. J. Perelman
Related:
- I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on
them.
Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. ... - I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats
on them.
Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. ... - My ritual differs slightly. What I do, first thing [in the morning],
is I hop into the shower stall. Then I hop right back... - What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower
stall.
Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in... - I make stained-glass contact lenses--for people who want to sleep in
church.
London... - William Tell wore contact
lenses... - When I bought some new glasses a few months ago, the lady kept on saying
how great the lenses were that I was getting.
She kept on saying, ``You can shoot a bullet right... - I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen...
