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• How many old macrobiotics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to change it, three to hold the ladder, and one to call the ambulance....
• How many macrobiotics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to make the coffee, one to get the cigarettes, and one to ask Michio Kushi for instructions....
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - they'd rather sit in the dark....
• How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold....
• How many maintenance programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They try to fix the old one....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many divorcees -- does it take to change a light bulb ?
  None. The sockets all went with the house....
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all get electrocuted trying to excite the socket....
• How many Goths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They prefer everything all black anyway....