-- How many
Zen Buddhists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. One to do it, one not to do it, and one to do both.
Zen Buddhists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. One to do it, one not to do it, and one to do both.
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- How many
Mahayana Buddhists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw... - How many
chickens
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two-one to do it and one to cross the road... - How many
Republicans
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier... - How many
Zen masters
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it... - How many
elephants
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it has to stand on a trunk to do it... - How many
alt.folklore.urban readers
-- does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
One, who'll do it for food... - How many
Canadians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to see an American do it first... - How many
cataloguers
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but the Library of Congress has to do it first... - How many
Oregonians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to do the work and 1 to hold the umbrella...
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- I didn't vote for Change!
But that's all I've got left... - We don't need no indirection We don't need no compilation
We don't need no flow control We don't need no load... - I got my line noise cheaper through
Optus... - Q: If Tarzan was Jewish, and Jane was a princess, what would Cheetah be?
A: A fur coat... - Two urns by Jove's high throne have ever stood,--
The source of evil one,
and one of good. -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -...
