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Hospitality: Making your guests feel at home, even though you wish they were.
Hospitality, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
Hospitality sitting with Gladness. -- Henry W.
Longfellow (1807-1882) -- Translation from Frithiof's Saga...
Hospitality to the better sort, and charity to the poo
wo virtues that are never exercised so well as when they accompany each other. -- Atterbury...
Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up.
Hospitals! They clean you with alcohol, but make you drink water!
Ho! stand to your glasses steady! 'T is all we have left to prize.
A cup to the dead already,-- Hurrah for the next that dies!...
HOSTILITY, n. A peculiarly sharp and specially applied sense of the earth's overpopulation.
Hostility is classified as active and passive...
Hostility to science is the anti-intellectualism of the semi-intellectual. -- George F. Will
Host System Not Responding, Probably Down. Do you want to wait? (Y/N)

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