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• The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive.
  It will often be exercised when wrong, but better so than not to be exercised at all....
• It is the height of bad form and poor manners, when serving Spam, to neglect the serving of mint jelly which should accompany it.
• Never confuse endurance with hospitality
• Never mistake endurance for hospitality.
• It is a point of wisdom to be silent when occasion requires, and better than to speak, though never so well.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of the Training of Childre...
• Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
  Chandler: Alright, so what's it about? Joey: Eggs....
• Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
• PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP: What develops when two people get tired of making love to each other.