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Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers...
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. -- W. C. Field
Horse sense is what you have if, on the verge of a biting retort, you keep a bit in your mouth.
Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
Horses sweat, gentlemen perspire, but ladies GLOW.
Hortas - Please don't eat the urinals! -- Sign in restroom
horticulture - a `lady of the night' en route to an opera
hose: 1. vt. To make non-functional or greatly degraded in performance.
That big ray-tracing program really hoses the system....
hosed: adj. Same as {down}. Used primarily by UNIX hackers.
Humorous: also implies a condition thought to be relatively easy to reverse....

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