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Miscellaneous Collections

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Hey! This is just like the REAL world!
Hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off.
-- Apu, the Kwik-E-Mart clerk, in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...
Hey! This is not my dad's TAGLINE!!!
Hey, this is terrific! Someone down there is trying to kill us!
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Hey! This really is a bottomless pit! -- Famous Last Word
Hey! This Really Works!
Hey, Trixie, what's your earliest memory? Umm...I don't remember!
Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU!
Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite!
Hey, wait a minute!! I want a divorce!!.. you're not Clint Eastwood!! -- Zippy the Pinhead

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