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• Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of muy hat!" "But that trick NEVER works!
  "This time fer sure!...
• Hey Rocky! Watch me pull some intelligence out of the internet!
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• You know one thing that will really make a woman mad?
  Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men....