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• I have a photographic memory. What's your name again???
• What is your sex's earliest, latest care, Your heart's supreme ambition?
  To be fair. -- Lord Lyttleton (1709-1773) -- Advice to a Lady...
• Altzheimers is very ... ah ... umm ... I forget!
• Zweig: Marge, there's no simple explanation for your fear of flying.
  But it can probably be traced to some childhood trauma....
• Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
  Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
• Marge: Hi Homey. Homer: Hey Marge, after your big tantrum against legalized gambling, I bet it feels pretty weird to be in a casino.
  Marge: I was for the casino. Homer: Strike three, Marge!...
• Hey! I don't remember BOB.GIF being in the file directory before.
• Memory....??....What memory??
• So Mitch, are you going to miss your friends? Umm, no.
  You see, I don't really have any. I'm afraid that I intimidate them....