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• If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. -- Clint Eastwood
• I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge ahead.
  If you think it's going to rain, it will. -- Clint Eastwood...
• I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
  -- Clint Eastwood in Pink Cadillac...
• Hey, waiter! I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• There must be a hundred reasons why I shouldn't blow you away.
  Right now I can't think of one. -- Clint Eastwood, The Rookie...
• I want a WESSON OIL lease!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Hello. I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan females!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Luanne: I want a divorce! [everyone gasps] Kirk
  [surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute] Sure....