Related:

• Seems just like yesterday . . . Hey! It was!
• If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Hey Norm, how's the world treatin' you? Like a baby treats a diaper.
• Redneck pickup line: "Hey, you look just like my sister.
• Homer: Yes sir! This is a real adventure! Why, I bet there are people who would trade everything they have in the world for an adventure like this.
  Bart: You mean like <we> just did?...
• Woods: 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. Thank you, and come again.
  Hey, wait a minute! Hey! Uh...could I just ask you a question?...
• What to say to annoy a performance artist: "Hey, I saw something just like that on The Gong Show!
  -- Matt Groening...
• Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
• Life before the real world -- work.