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  S M A C K> Now shut up and play... -- Ano...
• Boy1: Hey, nice smile. Lisa: Thanks. Boy2: Hey, what are you talking to her for?
  She's just going to say something weird. Lisa...
• Techie: Talking doll, take eight. Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
  Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married....
• No one is interested in my underpants.
• Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
  ..All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try....
• Jimbo: Man, that guy's guitar is talking. Otto
  Hey, my shoes are talking too! Left Shoe: Don't worry....
• Homer: Hey! I never noticed _this_ place. Bart: Dad, it's right across the street from us!
  That fancy house'll never sell. Nobody who could afford it would want to live in _this_ neighborhood....
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Homer: Ooh, you like sweets, kids? I know a place that's sweeter than sweetness itself.
  In this sweet place, earthly donuts are sour as poison -- you'd spit them out, you would!...