Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hey, you're pretty funny, Jason. huh huh huh
Hey, you're still moving... have another beer.
Hey! Your Trackball is upside down!
Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
-- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Hey! You stole MY Tagline! THIS MEANS WAR!
HEY YOU!!!!!!!!! STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! You've been taking drugs again, haven't you?
Hey, you've got a third eye! Uh, never mind... it's just a spot of dirt in the middle of your forehead.
Hey, you've still got your health.
Hey! You with the broken nose! Play the piano! But I don't have a broken nose &l
S M A C K> Now shut up and play... -- Ano...

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