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Hello, This Is Ron. I'm Not Home Right Now, But I Can Take A Message.

Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a
message. Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer
and shuffle stuff around.) OK, what would you like me to tell
me?
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller

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